lol

Now you’re just some bobby I used to know

And now this is something ill hear at work in my head

talisman:

This guy hand-forged his own wedding ring. OUT OF A METEORITE.

That’s it. Game over. You will never have a wedding ring cooler than that of redditor laporkenstein. Not only did he fashion the band himself, in the formidable fires of… well… his garage — he forged the damn thing out of a chunk of meteorite. (A Gibeon meteorite, to be exact.)

heyfunniest:

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I’m going to give him a stern talking to about all of his bill collectors that keep calling my cell. 

Damn you new number, and all of Patrick’s baggage that came along with it! 

BROTHER AND SISTER, LUKE! 

BROTHER 

AND

SISTER

when ever will you learn!?