Seeing people who just got out of high school playing in shit bands fucking piss me off.
Get your fake idiotic jock fucking ass out of here.
You make a fucking mockery of what I choose to do for a living.
Oh you and your bros had a 40 and recorded a song about friendship and being hardcore browskies on garageband? Sweet fucking dime a dozen drum loops and unmixed, unlayered, unprocessed, unprofessional recording of sweet sweet victory guitar tracks.
Lemme guess, An acoustic straight into your mac laptop built in microphone? Which also couples as a sweet ass camera for those lonely nights you spend at home stroking your meat to whoever strolls by your cam late at night on chatroulette?
You and me both know damn fucking well, you may think you’re fucking hot shit now, but give it a fucking year and a half and you’re going to turn this bullshit dream of you becoming an amazing musician into a pointless fucking business major degree, barely pass out of college and work a dead end miserable ass job, fall in love with some rough trick you met in jersey and have some fucked up ass children. Little monster pieces of shit who you never pick up, or care for, because before them, maaaaan, you were living the dream! Getting all the sweet sweet braced up high school p00n and rocking the shows with your bro’s every weekend. Get the fuck out of here man.
Find yourself something you’re fucking dedicated to, something you enjoy, take the time to fucking educate yourself on the subject matter, actually get decent at it, and perfect your fucking craft.
Otherwise you’re just some fucking college douchebag thinking they’re going to be the next big thing just because they have a fucking hobby they’re horrible at. Good fucking job dude, Kudos to you, you fucking piece of shit cocky prick douchebag fuckface.