August 2011
July 2011
Great sex.
derpes:
remember when getting high meant going on the swingset?
I like when
brilliantfuckinmarktwainshit:
I don’t log off of Tumblr at your house and then you post something nice about me :D
That was supposed to be from you, to me. :|
Andy Milonakis starred on Adventuretime as the...
Wow! That episode was early on in the first season, it feels like ages ago! :O
and I never knew andy was in that!
HOLY SHIT.
brilliantfuckinmarktwainshit:
GET THE FUCK OUT. I don’t need this. He doesn’t need this. We don’t need this. Go buy a fucking vibrator and leave us alone.
We did NOT break up.
^ lulz.
Anonymous asked: So you did break up?
lastplace-winner-deactivated201 asked: When did you get this new outlook on life?
Anonymous asked: That sounds nice.
Have you broken up with your girlfriend yet?
Have you broken up with your girlfriend yet?
Anonymous asked: What do you mean about your last post?
It's always a good day when I'm reminded how...
Goddamn, life is so fucking awesome.
Totally just sunk in...
Last night me and Caitlyn saw a blonde white woman drive up to my neighbors house across the street. she was holding booze or something and her purse.
She knocks on the door.
and my buff black neighbor opened the door, revealing inside his living room was low red mood lighting… and he was only wearing a banana hammock.
Oh life, how you never cease to entertain.
Did I really see a commercial...
For a gun store have a sale on Romanian AK47’s, 2 high cap rounds, and a bayonette for $499?
Am I wrong or is it illegal as fuck to even own an AK47?
and you’re putting them on sale?!
http://8-3-11.info/
"On Thursday, April the 5th, 1750, I went to see a...
Will everyone please do me a huge favour, play...
chewing-sponges:
What do you do to yourself before you wreck?
Check.
damnit!
Coolest dream ever!
but I woke up right when it got good, and I never got Hilary Duff’s number :(
Balls and a half that was badass though! :O
You have to be fucking kidding me.
from what little information I could get from my father’s sister, his father, so my grandpa I guess? Was exactly, and did exactly as my father did.
I think I’m going to fucking throw up. I can’t even. I don’t even want to fucking live righht now.
What the fuck.
My father’s sister won’t answer questions about my family because I’m “not ready”. What the fuck?
We don’t fucking know who each other are, and it’s MY fucking family just as much as it is yours. Why the fuck is there so much fucking mystery I can’t even fucking know this shit? I would understand if I was fucking 8 still, but I’m a goddamn...
