March 2012
osamabinlaundry:
so it turns out, “The Human Centipede,” is not the sequel to, “A Bug’s Life.”
what an awkward movie night
I am loved.
brilliantfuckinmarktwainshit:
And I left my tumblr open at my boyfriend’s house.
And I am actually secretly my boyfriend.
Also, I have a penis.
Mwuahaha!
PENIS POWERS ACTIVATE!
Oh my fuck I am hilarious. :)
Smackababy →
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The story I wrote as a kid So, yeah, I felt so scared Watching the flames crayon red This kid hung on me too So I had to hide in a church Just me and the town mayor And his son who was handicapped Who wouldn’t be quiet Unless his dad would sing him a song So, yeah, it wasn’t long Before they found out just where we were But I wasn’t mad at that kid at all I just felt sort of sad...
You have two ears, two eyes, and one mouth. Take...
omg jizzum lyrics. so perfect
We’re just a million little god’s causin rain storms Turning every good thing to rust
Odd dystopia/romance indie music?
I need to stop my adventure and go fucking study already its been like 2 hours .
Then we tried to name our babies,
but we forgot all the names that,
the names we used to know.
But sometimes, we remember our bedrooms,
and our parent’s bedrooms,
and the bedrooms of our friends.
Then we think of our parents,
well what the hell ever happened to them?!
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As They Burn - Philosophical Research Society
From the lines of this book, learn everything that the believers of the cross are still hiding from you. Free your mind of emprisoment. Destroy these walls to build new ones ready to bear the weight of truth. Ô man you are a creature so far away from the truth. The age of horus is coming .. Dionysos has restored the laws of nature .. Chaos is on its way. So many years passed to forget the real...
To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to...
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Stickam with Mc Chris?
uhm. FUCK YES.
bowtiesandbiscuits:
15th of March 2012.
Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
lol
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